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Jun 27, 2013

IMF TO TAX LOWER CASE LETTERS

HAVING JUST RECEIVED THIS EMAIL MISSIVE FROM THE IMF WORLD REGULATORY OFFICE, ALL IN CAPS, I CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT THE IMF IS ABOUT TO IMPOSE A TAX ON LOWER CASE LETTERS: 
IMF WORLD REGULATORY OFFICE
INTERNATIONAL FUNDS REGULATORY AUTHORITY
INTER-CONTINENTAL DEBT RECONCILIATION DEPT.

FROM THE DESK OF: HONORABLE MRS. SARAH JONES DIRECTOR; IMF WORLD REGULATORY OFFICE.

ATTENTION:PROVISION OF AFFIDAVIT OF CLAIM CERTIFICATE FOR LEGAL COVER/ PROTECTION OF 15.5 MILLION GREAT BRITAIN POUNDS IN FAVOR OF YOU

TODAY IS ALREADY JUNE 2013 AND WE WANT TO BRING TO YOUR KIND AND HUMBLE NOTICE THAT A NEW BOARD OF DIRECTOR'S HAVE NOW TAKEN OVER THE AFFAIRS OF THIS OFFICE AND DURING OUR AUDITING WE FOUND OUT THAT YOUR FUND WORTH 15.5 MILLION GREAT BRITAIN POUNDS IS YET TO BE PAID TO YOU, THIS WAS A SHOCKING NEWS AND REVELATION TO THE NEW BOARD OF DIRECTOR'S.

ON OUR KNOWLEDGE OF THIS REVELATION A LENGTHY MEETING WAS HELD IMMEDIATELY BY THE NEW BOARD OF DIRECTORS ON YOUR BEHALF AND IT WAS DECIDED IN YOUR OWN FAVOR AND BEST INTEREST TO REDUCE ALL REQUIRED PAYMENT FOR THE CLEARANCE AND AFFIDAVIT OF CLAIM CERTIFICATE FOR YOUR OVER DUE TRANSFER WORTH 15.5 MILLION TO ONLY THE SUM OF 100 GREAT BRITAIN POUNDS SO THAT YOU CAN MEET UP WITH THE PAYMENT SO THAT YOUR TRANSFER CAN BE EFFECTED AND RELEASED TO YOU INTO ANY BANK ACCOUNT OF YOUR CHOICE WHERE EVER IN THE WORLD THAT YOU CHOOSE.

BE WARNED IN YOUR OWN BEST INTEREST TO STOP IMMEDIATELY ALL KIND OF COMMUNICATIONS WITH ANY OTHER OFFICE, GROUP, PERSON OR INDIVIDUAL OTHER THAN THIS OFFICE AND NEW BOARD OF DIRECTORS AS WE ARE THE ONLY OFFICE EMPOWERED TO SEE AND ENSURE YOU GET PAID YOUR DUE OWED FUND. COMMUNICATING WITH ANY OTHER OFFICE OTHER THAN THIS OFFICE WILL BE AT YOUR OWN RISK AND AT YOUR OWN DETRIMENT OF LOOSE. (BE WARNED)

PLEASE WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU HAVE ONLY 24HOURS TO DO THIS PAYMENT SO WE CAN CLEAR,RELEASE AND EFFECT YOUR FUND WORTH 15.5 MILLION GREAT BRITAIN POUNDS IN OUR CARE TO ANY BANK ACCOUNT OF YOUR CHOICE SO WE ADVICE YOU TO PAY THE 100 GREAT BRITAIN POUNDS THROUGH THE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER OR MONEY GRAM MONEY TRANSFER TO THE BELOW INFORMATION AND SEND THE PAYMENT DETAILS TO ME

RECEIVERS NAME: FRANKLIN WOMA
RECEIVERS ADDRESS: LAGOS / NIGERIA
IT STRIKES ME THAT THIS IS NOT UNLIKE THE MEDIEVAL WINDOW TAX WHICH, THANKFULLY, WAS REPEALED BEFORE BILL GATES GOT INTO BUSINESS.  I HAVE WITNESSED THE TERRIBLE EFFECTS OF THE WINDOW TAX, INCLUDING "THE SMALLEST GOTHIC WINDOW IN THE WORLD" POINTED OUT BY A TOUR GUIDE ON A BUILDING IN BRUGES, BELGIUM.

POSSIBLY THE LOWER CASE TAX WILL AMOUNT TO 100 "GREAT BRITAIN POUNDS", WHATEVER THAT MEANS.  YOU'D HAVE THOUGHT THE IMF WOULD HAVE A CLUE BUT EVIDENTLY NOT.

AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAVE ALREADY SUPER-GLUED MY CAPS LOCK KEY AS A PREEMPTIVE MEASURE TO AVOID FURTHER LIABILITY FOR THE TAX.  HOWEVER, WE NOW KNOW THAT THE MERICANS HAVE BEEN NOT-VERY-SECRETLY CAPTURING OUR COMMUNICATIONS FOR YEARS SO I AM SAVING UP FOR THE INEVITABLE TAX BILL DUE TO MY FLAGRANT CONSUMPTION OF LOWER CASE LETTERS, AT MY OWN DETRIMENT OF LOOSE (I HAVE NOW BEEN WARNED).

KIND REGARDS,
GARY

PS AS IF TO CONFIRM MY SUSPICIONS ABOUT THE TAX, THE VERY NEXT MESSAGE IN MY SPAM BOX WAS ALSO ALL IN CAPS.

DEAR BENEFICIARY,

KINDLY NOTE THAT THIS MAIL MESSAGE IS STRICTLY FOR THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN SCAMMED BY NIGERIANS OVER THE YEARS OR THAT HAVE NOT YET RECEIVED THEIR OVER DUE CONTRACT PAYMENT. WE HAVE JUST CONFIRMED THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SCAMMED IN THE PAST BY NIGERIANS AND THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA WANTS TO COMPENSATE YOU IMMEDIATELY.

THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE FEDERAL SENATE AND THE PRESIDENCY GAVE THESE INSTRUCTIONS TO HAVE ALL UN-CLAIMED FUNDS RELEASED TO OWNERS AND SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATED VIA ATM CARD WHICH WOULD BE PROCESSED BY UNION BANK NIGERIA PLC AND IMMEDIATELY SENT AND DELIVERED TO YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS VIA FEDEX COURIER. YOUR ATM CARD IS VALUED AT USD $5 MILLION ( $5,000,000,00 ) AND PLEASE NOTE THAT YOUR ATM CARD IS ALREADY ACTIVATED AND YOUR PIN NO IS 6312. YOU ARE ADVISED TO FORWARD THE UNDERLISTED INFORMATIONS SO WE CAN HAVE YOUR ATM CARD VALUED AT $5 MILLION SENT TO YOU AT NO COST.

1. YOUR FULL NAMES.
2. YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE NUMBERS.
3. YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS.
4. OCCUPATION.

WE SHALL DO ANYTHING POSSIBLE TO MAKE SURE YOU RECEIVE YOUR FUND (USD $5 MILLION ) IN NO DISTANT TIME.

REGARDS,
TONY ADAMS

UNION BANK OF NIGERIA


OF COURSE THIS COULD CONCEIVABLY BE A SCAM.  PERHAPS THE IMF WILL BE TAXING CAPITALS AFTER ALL, THIS BEING A CYNICAL ATTEMPT TO RAISE REVENUE.