Attn: beneficairy!

Another vaguely amusing 419 email arrived in my bulging inbox last night. I won't bore you with all the details about the large unclaimed inheritance awaiting my instructions as a "beneficairy", but the following paragraph made me smile:

"You may have also been directed to visit different cities and countries with the instruction that your fund would be released at such payment post or that your fund could be delivered to you at your residence. All these are cooked up Stories from impostors who wish to extort money from you while they do not have any knowledge of the true position of your fund transfer."

So, impostors are cooking up Stories, eh? Would you believe it!